CrackBerry

Look, Mom! No hands.

I managed to avoid getting a ticket yesterday after California’s new cell phone law went into effect, but some pals weren’t so lucky. It’s only a $20 infraction, but you still have to go through the trauma of being pulled over, etc. I almost forgot to use the earpiece (even though I like it because it makes me feel like Madonna), but thanks to my beloved Ryan Seacrest (the most underrated genius of our generation), I was dutifully scared into cooperation by all the callers to his morning show who got caught. I cannot promise that I did not CrackBerry in my lap at red lights …

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